Thursday, October 2, 2008

Ten Worst Ever Pick Up Lines and What The Girl Really Hears

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Number 10

“Great legs, what time do they open?”
What they REALLY hear: I am a pervert trying to hide my sickness behind humor

Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
What they REALLY hear: I have been stalking you


Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I'm here to pass on herpes

Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
What they REALLY hear: I'm into bukkaka

Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
What they REALLY hear: I'm quite used to paying for sex, are you willing to be a hooker?

Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
What they REALLY hear: I cannot let you call my cell my wife might answer it

Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
What they REALLY hear: Hi EGO EGO EGO walk by again?

Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
What they REALLY hear: I'm cheap and need you to buy my drinks

Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I get my pick up lines from 12 year old


Number 1

“Do you come here often?”
What they REALLY hear: I have never left my mother's basement before and think this is a good line since I saw it on Love Boat reruns

2 comments:

SportJock said...

Good thing I havent used any of these ..

SportJock said...

Good thing I havent used any of these ..