Happy 44th President!
Not only are political advertising taking a back seat (thankfully) but it is the peak season for "Free" and 20-90% offers!
I have some insider top secret news!
It seems a major merger of "free" promotional offers have combined and are releasing a massive (amazon.com sized) web portal listing over 50k new Free listings!
50,000 Free electronics, sporting goods, home and garden products, clothing, health and beauty, etc!
Sounds promising! I will keep you updated stay tuned!
in the mean time enjoy this little offer I dug up...
FREE SKI TRIP
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Ten Worst Ever Pick Up Lines and What The Girl Really Hears
Awesome Free Apple Products!
Free Apple Ipod Shuffle
Free Apple Ipod Nano
Free Apple Ipod Touch
BEWARE using these!
Number 10
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
What they REALLY hear: I am a pervert trying to hide my sickness behind humor
Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
What they REALLY hear: I have been stalking you
Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I'm here to pass on herpes
Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
What they REALLY hear: I'm into bukkaka
Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
What they REALLY hear: I'm quite used to paying for sex, are you willing to be a hooker?
Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
What they REALLY hear: I cannot let you call my cell my wife might answer it
Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
What they REALLY hear: Hi EGO EGO EGO walk by again?
Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
What they REALLY hear: I'm cheap and need you to buy my drinks
Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I get my pick up lines from 12 year old
Number 1
“Do you come here often?”
What they REALLY hear: I have never left my mother's basement before and think this is a good line since I saw it on Love Boat reruns
Free Apple Ipod Shuffle
Free Apple Ipod Nano
Free Apple Ipod Touch
BEWARE using these!
Number 10
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
What they REALLY hear: I am a pervert trying to hide my sickness behind humor
Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
What they REALLY hear: I have been stalking you
Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I'm here to pass on herpes
Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
What they REALLY hear: I'm into bukkaka
Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
What they REALLY hear: I'm quite used to paying for sex, are you willing to be a hooker?
Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
What they REALLY hear: I cannot let you call my cell my wife might answer it
Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
What they REALLY hear: Hi EGO EGO EGO walk by again?
Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
What they REALLY hear: I'm cheap and need you to buy my drinks
Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
What they REALLY hear: Hi I get my pick up lines from 12 year old
Number 1
“Do you come here often?”
What they REALLY hear: I have never left my mother's basement before and think this is a good line since I saw it on Love Boat reruns
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Top Ten Awesome Redhead FACTS!
1. Red hair is a genetic mutation
2. Redheads don't turn grey. Red hair turned sandy, then white. They are also found to loose their color later in life than people carrying other hair color
3. Redheads have always been thought untrustworthy. Judas is most always depicted as a redhead displaying the prejudice against red hair.
4. “Ill beat you like a redheaded stepchild”. This phrase was born out of the American south and implies the status of illegitimate offspring with a white master.
5. Bees tend to sting redheads more than others.
6. There was never a saint with red hair
7. A French Proverb states that “redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both.”
8. Natural Red hair is seen on the heads of only four percent of people
9. The color Green tempers red. Look at a color chart. This is why redheads are taught as children to wear lots of green. As if red hair is a shameful state of being
10. A 2002 study found that redhead are harder to sedate than any other people requiring twenty percent more anesthesia. Inadequate doses cause people to wake up during surgery and have increased recall of procedures
Took me 46 minutes to get my Free Laptop
2. Redheads don't turn grey. Red hair turned sandy, then white. They are also found to loose their color later in life than people carrying other hair color
3. Redheads have always been thought untrustworthy. Judas is most always depicted as a redhead displaying the prejudice against red hair.
4. “Ill beat you like a redheaded stepchild”. This phrase was born out of the American south and implies the status of illegitimate offspring with a white master.
5. Bees tend to sting redheads more than others.
6. There was never a saint with red hair
7. A French Proverb states that “redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both.”
8. Natural Red hair is seen on the heads of only four percent of people
9. The color Green tempers red. Look at a color chart. This is why redheads are taught as children to wear lots of green. As if red hair is a shameful state of being
10. A 2002 study found that redhead are harder to sedate than any other people requiring twenty percent more anesthesia. Inadequate doses cause people to wake up during surgery and have increased recall of procedures
Took me 46 minutes to get my Free Laptop
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Chicago
Free Airline Tickets
Business Calls me to Chicago and what a perfect time of the year to visit.
Even better then flying to Chicago, is flying to Chicago FREE
I might even bring back some T-shirts for my staff...we shall see
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Free the follow up
I found out the major difference between corporations offering free...some lie!
Pretty much we have focused on one company so far due to the immense amount of "free" offers they have (we have found 2200 so far and reportedly other sites claim they have over 26000)
But for a switch I wanted to try out someone else, it makes for a nice break~
http://www.freecomputerreviews.com/
for the most part (and this must confuse many people) it looks so similar to other sites. The real problem with this offer...they don't ever ship you the product!!!
FYI guys stay clear of endless chains of steps or remarkably short periods of time allowed for completion! After 3 hours of my time wasted I got no closer to a laptop then I was before I started...real bummer too since I wanted to create my own network off these laptop offers I have been doing...
Hey even guys like me who spend (way too much) time examining and trying Free offers can waste their time and money- hopefully you will learn from my lesson.
Next post I will answer some emails (I promise)
Pretty much we have focused on one company so far due to the immense amount of "free" offers they have (we have found 2200 so far and reportedly other sites claim they have over 26000)
But for a switch I wanted to try out someone else, it makes for a nice break~
http://www.freecomputerreviews.com/
for the most part (and this must confuse many people) it looks so similar to other sites. The real problem with this offer...they don't ever ship you the product!!!
FYI guys stay clear of endless chains of steps or remarkably short periods of time allowed for completion! After 3 hours of my time wasted I got no closer to a laptop then I was before I started...real bummer too since I wanted to create my own network off these laptop offers I have been doing...
Hey even guys like me who spend (way too much) time examining and trying Free offers can waste their time and money- hopefully you will learn from my lesson.
Next post I will answer some emails (I promise)
Friday, September 5, 2008
Are Internet "Free"Offers Real?
I know that many "Free" offers fall under the adage; if it sounds too good to be true it probably isn't
How Do you Feel on this?
If you answered No Click Here
If you answered Yes Click Here
If You Want to See the Offer I completed and Received for Free Click Here
Are Free Web Offers Really Free?
How Do you Feel on this?
If you answered No Click Here
If you answered Yes Click Here
If You Want to See the Offer I completed and Received for Free Click Here
Are Free Web Offers Really Free?
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Detroit Lions Picked to Win Super Bowl in 2008? Vote if you Agree
Real Fans go to games...Smart Fans go to games for FREE=
Click Here for FREE NFL GAME TICKETS & GEAR
Will The Lions Win the Super Bowl in 2008-2009?
Friday, August 29, 2008
Horrible Death by Dihydrogen Monoxide
We NEED to Ban this Chemical from use ASAP!
As our Beloved US national Holiday closes in on us I want to WARN all of you of this dangerous chemical that literally kills thousands per year and is backed by the US government for every day use!
That is right, it is responsible for thousands of deaths per year in US alone, and been a tool of murders world wide, directly leads to erosion of the earth and ozone depletion!
AND the Government ENDORSES it's use, even going so far as to promote it's use!!!
Help Stop this madness and leave you email in the comment field so I can begin a national ban on this EXTREMELY unstable chemical!
Hey it is a Holiday you'll want to go places, go there free with this FREE $1500 Gas Gift Card
BTW:
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for Water :) Have a Great Holiday weekend!
As our Beloved US national Holiday closes in on us I want to WARN all of you of this dangerous chemical that literally kills thousands per year and is backed by the US government for every day use!
That is right, it is responsible for thousands of deaths per year in US alone, and been a tool of murders world wide, directly leads to erosion of the earth and ozone depletion!
AND the Government ENDORSES it's use, even going so far as to promote it's use!!!
Help Stop this madness and leave you email in the comment field so I can begin a national ban on this EXTREMELY unstable chemical!
Hey it is a Holiday you'll want to go places, go there free with this FREE $1500 Gas Gift Card
BTW:
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for Water :) Have a Great Holiday weekend!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Quick Definitions
As some e mailers have pointed out:
"...although you may be Mr. Acronym we are not- how about defining those for us...?"
Ok, I do tend to get ahead of myself so I'll try to define a few (and come back over time to update this)
SEM: Refers to the paid or sponsored listing you find on Consumer Traffic Sites (Yahoo, Google, MSN, Ask, etc) These listings are paid for and ranked according to bid and relevancy
SEO: Refers to organic or grown listings that are not paid for (unless you count link/traffic purchases!) and are typically ranked higher depending upon traffic (consumers visiting website) link strength (high traffic sites exchanging posted links) and quality score
Quality Score: (I'll try my best but really Go here for in depth http://adwords.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=10215)
Basically Search Engines (Google) want consumers (you) to find the closet matching website/offer to your search query as possible, through statistical analysis such as click through rates, local search matches/clicks, and a host of other stats they determine what is best for you to see when you search
Google: The search engine handles 78% of all consumers surfing (not including Asian markets), in terms of search engines they are #1 and no one is even close (sadly, I hate monopolies it ruins invention)
Typos: somthing I do quite often, pleas forgive me... : )
BTW: I am not Mr. Acronym I just hate typing : )
"...although you may be Mr. Acronym we are not- how about defining those for us...?"
Ok, I do tend to get ahead of myself so I'll try to define a few (and come back over time to update this)
SEM: Refers to the paid or sponsored listing you find on Consumer Traffic Sites (Yahoo, Google, MSN, Ask, etc) These listings are paid for and ranked according to bid and relevancy
SEO: Refers to organic or grown listings that are not paid for (unless you count link/traffic purchases!) and are typically ranked higher depending upon traffic (consumers visiting website) link strength (high traffic sites exchanging posted links) and quality score
Quality Score: (I'll try my best but really Go here for in depth http://adwords.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=10215)
Basically Search Engines (Google) want consumers (you) to find the closet matching website/offer to your search query as possible, through statistical analysis such as click through rates, local search matches/clicks, and a host of other stats they determine what is best for you to see when you search
Google: The search engine handles 78% of all consumers surfing (not including Asian markets), in terms of search engines they are #1 and no one is even close (sadly, I hate monopolies it ruins invention)
Typos: somthing I do quite often, pleas forgive me... : )
BTW: I am not Mr. Acronym I just hate typing : )
Advocate Group Update
Well the team has been quite busy with their research and you should see a few new posts and offers being investigated (Travel is always one of my favorites) so click away on the link section.
Also I have asked the group to guest post on others blogs so we can see some different offers, conclusions, and Q&A from differing views/authors
Since we can get focused and busy with this research (it can take 4-6 hours per offer to investigate!) we always welcome comments, questions, and related links (we will do the grunt work for you!~)
I have received numerous emails concerning the Refer-A-Friend option on my Wii offer (from World Avenue) and I will devout a post explaining this in much greater depth (Thanks CJ, HH, & Laurie88)
Also I have asked the group to guest post on others blogs so we can see some different offers, conclusions, and Q&A from differing views/authors
Since we can get focused and busy with this research (it can take 4-6 hours per offer to investigate!) we always welcome comments, questions, and related links (we will do the grunt work for you!~)
I have received numerous emails concerning the Refer-A-Friend option on my Wii offer (from World Avenue) and I will devout a post explaining this in much greater depth (Thanks CJ, HH, & Laurie88)
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